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Stebo88's Undead Review

 NOTE: stebo88 has played Diablo 3 at BlizzCon 08… here are his thoughts about the Undead.

While some of the undead skeletons wield bows and swords, most consist of heavy duty shields. These shields are the perfect barrier against any counter attack. While in melee combat with a shielded Undead, it proves extremely difficult to hit the skeleton warrior with good accuracy because he blocks your attack with his shield. It takes about 3-6 swings to break the shield and finally kill the skeleton. Some Barbarian skills, such as Whirlwind or Seismic Slam, have the ability to by past the defense of the shield and completely destroy the skeleton with one hit.

While using a ranged attacks, the skeleton holds up his shield as he is walking towards you. Once again, the shield must take heavy damage to break.

With spells, some may not hit the shield and directly injure the skeleton itself, such as the Wizard's Meteor Storm.

Zombies are fairly easy, but in packs of them they prove to be unstoppable and extremely brutal. Be careful, don't let the Zombies bunch up.

stebo88

Diablo 3 Undead Summary

The undead are a pox upon our world, yet no one sees fit to look into their existence and find a way to rid us of them once and for all. How long until we are confronted by the terrifying specter of an undead army of skeletal warriors raised by some crazed sorcerer or would-be demigod? Do not let the scarce reports of skeleton attacks lull you into assuming we are safe; we are never safe from these unholy legions. They are coming, mark my words.
    

Despite the fact that skeletons seem mischievous or imbecilic, they are nothing to scoff at. We should neither dismiss them from our consideration, nor ignore the problem they represent. It is far past the time for serious inquiry into their exact nature. Since I am overly qualified on many subjects pertinent to this area of inquiry, apparently it falls to me to rectify this lack of understanding. After completing many months of long, arduous study, I now present the information I have gleaned from my research into these unholy monstrosities.
      

Contrary to what I had assumed, a reanimated skeleton is actually constructed from bits and pieces of any number of different skeletons, not a single one. Their diverse composition gives them the ability to form and reform, and makes them easily summoned, permitted there is adequate raw material at hand. Still, this is not to say that a skilled necromancer could not call forth a cadre of skeletal warriors to do his bidding anywhere he chooses. He merely requires less effort to construct a skeleton army in a graveyard than in the middle of a forest.

If my aforementioned points do not convince the skeptic of the gravity of this issue, consider the case of the skeletal summoner. This advanced skeletal warrior is specifically created with a higher intelligence that gives it the ability to replenish the undead ranks as needed. Yes, adding summoners to the unholy, undead mix results in a nauseating recipe for a self-sustaining army, capable of renewing itself in perpetuity so as to fulfill whatever diabolical ends its master called it forth to pursue.


It should be apparent to all intelligent readers that any madman needs only the raw material of skeletal remains to create these armies of the undead. The obvious solution is to disinter the graveyards and begin burning the skeletons posthaste. Only then can we be certain that we have removed this deadly threat from the arsenal of those who would do us harm.

From the writings of Abd al-Hazir